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Rip Off Kern, Filsaime, Reese, Casey & More
Apr 1st 2008
This sale is for TODAY Only. I’m doing this because I’m tired of the big gurus not returning my messages & calls. So, I figured this would get their attention.Over $100k worth of my private digital vault for just $7. Watch the video to find out where to order.
Feel free to send anyone you like with our handy-dandy tell-a-friend script.
–> http://www.harrisfellman.com/vault/taf.htm
Remember, this is today only though. So, tell your friends quickly.
We’d love to hear your comments. Leave a reply below.
April 1st, 2008 at 10:43 am
One of the best April Fools I’ve seen.
And, you kept it sooooo real!!
Trish
April 1st, 2008 at 10:48 am
Ha Ha Ha nice one man.
I knew there had to be some sort of trick so I checked it out through curiosity but I never gave the April Fool a thought.
Really funny
Have a Nice Day…..Ian
April 1st, 2008 at 10:49 am
Wow - great schtick. Even when I read Trish’s comment I still had to find out what this was about! Amazing!! I’ll be going over there!
Lise MacFadden
April 1st, 2008 at 10:53 am
Lol, there had to be a catch right
But a very effective way to drive traffic to your blog all the same!
Enjoy the rest of your April Fool’s Day, peeps.
Deb
Never run out of money again!
Turn your business expenses into profit-centres:
http://tinyurl.com/24xqn10
April 1st, 2008 at 10:54 am
I knew it as soon as I saw it! Great job Harris, I was cracking up!
April 1st, 2008 at 10:58 am
Well you stormed on and on and it seemed like the rebel in you
had done it again, alas but only a simple technique to catch us poor minions out lol
well santa will not be visiting you this year young man ho ho ho
watch who laughs last,
April 1st, 2008 at 11:01 am
Not cool at all Harris
To Success,
April 1st, 2008 at 11:02 am
Really not cool at all.
To Success,
Joseph Parton
http://josephparton.com
April 1st, 2008 at 11:02 am
From one bald headed nut job to another. You rocked!
April 1st, 2008 at 11:03 am
OK, Harris, OFFICIALLY the best April Fools yet maybe in the last 5 years for me.
I literally was getting ready to call my lawyer
And, I was so hurt initially that you would do something like that to me…
BUUUUUT, then I took a second and realized what day it was - hahaha…BRILLIANT
Anik
April 1st, 2008 at 11:07 am
Soooo ggod!
If you’ve made it to here, you may get a FREE audio book from my site here:
http://www.audiobookscorner.com/free.html
It’s a great joke!!!! Good marketing!
Rolf
April 1st, 2008 at 11:08 am
… too bad it got here an hour before midnight
April 1st, 2008 at 11:09 am
Funny as hell - you had me all the away…
April 1st, 2008 at 11:10 am
Woooaaa!!!!
I suckered into that all the way !!!! i was really curious about the deal, so I watched….
You got me good. Kudos!
ch
April 1st, 2008 at 11:12 am
Man!!!! Harris I totally forgot how funny you are…I apologize! This has got to be the funniest thing in Internet Marketing…at least for this year:)
I was like hey, I bought lots of things from you and this is how you repay me? Yikes…
Great one man!
April 1st, 2008 at 11:13 am
Very funny.
Got me for about 13 seconds - credit card in hand. Good one.
Looks like you upset a couple of people, scared a few others and made the rest of us laugh. Not a bad result!
Amin
April 1st, 2008 at 11:16 am
Harris, You suck! jk
Man you had me all the way. I felt my heart rate increasing then, bam! what a let down.
Santa Sal would never pull a dirty trick like that!
Take Care
Will
April 1st, 2008 at 11:18 am
FU-K you Harris !!! YOU BAS-ARD
April 1st, 2008 at 11:18 am
Hi Harris,
It was a hilarious April Fool
I kind of sensed it because u said this offer is valid today only..
Awesome marketing lesson though…
Best Regards,
-Gaj
April 1st, 2008 at 11:18 am
Harris,
Шутка от апреля на вас. Мы имеем комбинацию, котор вы вольтижируете. Полночь в апреле скоро приходит вы к.
Ivan
April 1st, 2008 at 11:23 am
Harris,
You have just cemented yourself in the hall of fame of the BEST all time Marketer on the face of this planet!!! You are simply brilliant!
Hugs from Stephanie, Greg and Sal’s Gals!
April 1st, 2008 at 11:28 am
Harris Fellman Rip Off Guru’s along with Thousands of Customers… Just imagine what the reaction of all the angry customers who paid for this digital products would have been…HaHa I am glad you were just messing around playing April’s fool!
We surely don’t want to lose the funny part of this business.
But since this is still Dirty Harris’s playground…I’m still keeping and eye on you pal…
HaHa Just kidding =) but I am still doing some espionage on you!
Good Luck with your Marketing Strategy buddy, this certainly is an interesting experiment worth studying…by the way, have you seen what I am up to with mine?
Take a Peek and find out…just click on my name above.
Best of Luck,
Peter Palatnik
Be Extra-Ordinary!
April 1st, 2008 at 11:28 am
Harris
Great April fools joke
Keep it up - Someone needs to lighten the mood with a little fun and games.
People get so serious in this industry, they forget to have fun.
Debbie
http://www.TheMarketingEducator.com
April 1st, 2008 at 11:35 am
Dude. This is hilarious!
- Jeff
April 1st, 2008 at 11:37 am
I just knew it couldn’t be true they weren’t answering your calls! Had to check it out though . . . ’cause you never know!
Very clever!
April 1st, 2008 at 11:40 am
APRIL FOOL’S!!!!
April 1st, 2008 at 11:43 am
I’d have to agree with Jeff.
Pretty da*n funny.
Thanks for reminding me what day it is
Jamie
April 1st, 2008 at 11:47 am
You got me. But, better than that I called my partner, early (sleeping) to tell him about it.
David C
April 1st, 2008 at 11:47 am
Harris nice one I feel for it the whole way, it is nice to get e-mails like this once in a while
April 1st, 2008 at 11:48 am
Man! You are REALLY, REALLY GOOD! (I really thought you just had a short fuse and that you were just pi$$ed off) - LOL!!!
Great, great, great marketing by the way.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:52 am
Ivan said it best. You are one huge вольтижируете!!
April 1st, 2008 at 11:54 am
FAN-BLEEDIN-TASTIC MR F!!! =0D That IS your best one yet! 100 outa 10 for that! I’m off to send your e-mail round! ;0D
Made my day!
Best
Lewis
April 1st, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Hehe
Funny Guy….forgot about April Fools today, so you GOT ME !
Sweet, and we need more laughs in life, so right on !
I am in the process of changing my website a bit as I am giving back into the community to help people with terminal and serious illnesses right here in the Vancouver, British Columbia area.
Go to http://www.WaltersVendingCo.ws
and find out more
April 1st, 2008 at 12:16 pm
This is no April Fools joke. I am selling Harris Fellman’s corner peel script for $0.99.
Harris you really ticked me off. I thought I was really getting all of these goodies for the price you quoted.
So now to get even I am going against the reseller agreement and selling your script for $0.99. Put that in your pipe and smoke it
Get your $0.99 Corner Peel Script by clicking here
The Mad Ape
April 1st, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Hey Harris
You nearly had me -I was lucky i could’t find my $7 note to send you.
It was a good laugh.
April 1st, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Harris
I decided not to ever return your calls or msn messages ever again
April 1st, 2008 at 1:22 pm
and here I was thinkin’ “its tough at the top” and “its tougher if you weaken”
BUT, with April fools being yesterday here in Australia, ya got me! bugga*
Happy days,
Cheers, Freda
April 1st, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Ha!
That was SOO funny! I’m like what?!? No way!! What the heck, has Harris lost his mind??? His friends??? Nahhhh….and there you are all serious-like….!
Got me, didn’t think IMers had a sense of humor! THIS was great!
Thanks for the giggle!
Tammy
April 1st, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Ha!!
Harris, I was getting ready call in the ‘Hit’ on you and then you let the cat oout of the bag…
You are lucky my friend,….very lucky.
All the best,
Kyle Battis
http://www.Listbuilding.com
April 1st, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Harris,
very Good!
You got me there.
Take care,
Zeno
April 1st, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Harris,
I can’t stop laughing…I needed that today!
I just wish it was for real!
April 1st, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Harris,
You just exposed how bad our addiction to things “too good to be true” has become. I keep telling my readers not to succumb to this sort of offer and then you got me. Great Job!
Hope you tell us how many hits you generate from this.
A Smart Person’s Guide to a Great Retirement</a
April 1st, 2008 at 3:05 pm
SUCKERS!!!!!
So obvious to anyone with the slightest intelligence.
Harris the Baldy Rules once again
By the looks of things he needs to visit my website a.s.a.p.
http://www.loosethatfat.com
April 1st, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Damm - You got me, how could I be so gullable? - You ass, i’m mad ’cause you got me
Watch you butt, there’s alway next year or the year after!!!
Ok, HaHahaa… I’m still laughing and I’m really pissed ’cause my wife got me today too!!! Usually, I’m the one that gets everyone else. Now it will take me all day to get over this!!
C-ya later, Harris and when I do see you it’s pay-back time 
Norf
http://www.stressfreeinternetbiz.net
April 1st, 2008 at 3:38 pm
man i only wish you were serious man i was about to grab my card good april fools joke you sure fooled me any way take care man
April 1st, 2008 at 3:57 pm
That was a good one! It would have taken a lot of OTOs to pay the legal fees for this one
Kevin
April 1st, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Dear Sir,
quit your Job in that Industry.I invite you to get a main roll
in Bollywood.
We’ll seen us there.
mrgds
Jayenn
April 1st, 2008 at 5:20 pm
You made me smile… you naughty man!
The comments are funny “FU-K you Harris !!! YOU BAS-ARD”
HEhehehehehehehe
Well done!
April 1st, 2008 at 5:30 pm
You nearly had me fooled too Dude Happy April Fools to you too Dude and all your teammates
April 1st, 2008 at 5:53 pm
ROTFL!!
Nice one.
But beware - Sal’s on his way with a Dora bat…..
April 1st, 2008 at 7:42 pm
I knew it was a joke since I heard them all day. This was the best one!
April 1st, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Funny man Harris :). Kept wondering, what is the catch? What is this ‘really’ about… But you had my attention!
Lynne
Help Depression
April 1st, 2008 at 7:51 pm
Great one , Harris!! I’m so gullible! I saw your e-mail earlier today & was feeling sorry for you all day, thinking that there must be some mistake or problem with your phone/ e-mail, ’cause surely they wouldn’t all have forgotten you !! Finally got back here….glad i can’t buy all of that…I’d be so overwhelmed, I wouldn’t know where to begin, anyway. say Hi to Richard..I haven’t forgotten either of you. Best Regards, Success & Joy!!
April 1st, 2008 at 9:57 pm
Ya right! Like..I had to pop over here after seeing the email..thinking something was up, but You got me wondering why the heck you would want a crowd of Lawyers on yer *ss by tomorrow morning lol
Forgot all about April fools day..lol
Great traffic idea Harris.
T
April 1st, 2008 at 9:59 pm
Hey Harris…NOT Funny…Why do you think you can abuse your customers and fans like that…You won’t laugh when you see this video of you NAKED with some woman all over you…and some guys naked butt in your face…It took me a while to dig this up but your BUDS came through and it wasn’t in Your Grotto…Click here and weep…
http://theinfomason-tv.channelme.tv/
April 1st, 2008 at 10:13 pm
That last post is actually true. I just went to the link and I know which video he’s talkin’ about. Pretty good, Dave. I didn’t know anyone had that video man.
Harris
April 1st, 2008 at 11:09 pm
Excellent April Fools joke.
May I have permission to use this as an example within my upcoming book? I’d like to demonstrate how anyone can use holidays to attract more prospective customers.
You were brilliant in doing so here.
Please let me know.
Edison Guzman
http://www.HowToAttractCustomers.com
April 1st, 2008 at 11:10 pm
nice one harris
ah well there’s one born every minute as they say.
now I know that your birthday must be 1st of april !! LOL
http://www.virtual-internet-empires.com
April 2nd, 2008 at 1:36 am
You got me Harris!
You better watch out next year…
I’m gonna think of a good one for you!
April 2nd, 2008 at 2:32 am
Dude, I just got your email at 10PM and this looked totaly legite, other than I thought you really lost your bald headed mind… ha,ha,ha
I knew you must have left out some zeeeroooo’s …ha,ha,ha… ==> YOU Are Totaly Insane In Your Brain, Brow… Ofcourse, that’s why we love ya <==
Non other than Sir. Raz
April 2nd, 2008 at 2:34 am
Yea Harris good joke.
What is even more of a joke is how most people can afford $2k to buy a product that is supposedly going to teach them how to make money.
I just wish there was someone who really could teach you from the start how to do it and teach them the easy way and not the way you big people talk and work. Remember back when you knew nothing, well how about someone getting back to basics like that for us newbies.
April 2nd, 2008 at 3:04 am
Jack,
It’s not the money that separates a newbie from a success story. It *action*.
I have a bunch of products that I’ve created that I truly believe will make people money if they apply the teachings.
o Site Swiper - $37
o Codename Catalyst - $197
o Affiliate Marketing Intensive - free
” ” Starter Kit $37
Instant ” ” Mastery - $77
o Listbuidling, ViralMarketing, Copywriting, etc
(Versions of the same thing as above)
The most expensive package i sold of my own, was Expert by Association - for $3000. It was a 12 weeks course on getting started from scratch. There were 13 people in the class; I know that at least 5 of them made good money because of that course - 2 made 10’s of thousands - the other 8, I’m not sure about - I’ve lost touch. Maybe they applied stuff, maybe they didn’t.
I also know tons of people that made money with the information from the $37, $77, and $197 products I’ve sold. And tons more that haven’t.
The difference from where I sit?
Action.
There’s actually plenty of free stuff out there and plenty of stuff like you’ve requested for the newbie to get started.
There’s a book that I’d like to recommend to you called “Made to Stick”. One of the things it talks about is that once experts get to a certain point, they’re actually unable to communicate to people just getting started in whatever it is.
They call it the “curse of knowledge”. Many people that are already successful don’t understand why a ‘newbie’ can’t *get* what he’s teaching.
I think it’s the job of a *good* expert .. and in our market a “big guy” like you called us … to create products that *do* talk to newbies and experienced people alike.
Many many many products hit the mark. Some may fall short.
But in my estimation, Jack — it’s definitely not about the price of the product. It’s about the newbies *desire* and *implementation*.
Desire to succeed
Implementation of a plan
That still adds up to one thing: Action.
Here’s the cycle:
Take Action
Get Results
If Result is good
Do more of said action
If Result is not good
Learn from it, and do a new action
Take action (either new or more of same depending on yes/no)
I know you’re frustrated — but this is the secret to everyone I know’s success.
Keep Having Fun,
Harris
April 2nd, 2008 at 3:09 am
@Jack
I’ll sell this advice to you for 2 bucks.
EVERYTHING in business boils down to 2 things…
1) Present a Good Offer (learn how to write one for your or someone else’s product)
and……..drumroll………
2) Traffic (buying it is fast, learn to build it yourself — costs time…time is money so in the end it’s just how you like to do things…front load or back load…your call)
Everything other than 1) and 2) is just details. Don’t get stuck on it. If you’re not taking action every day on putting up 1) and 2) then shame on you. Go blow another 2k to remind you of 1 and 2…simple as that home skillet.
Serrrriously.
- S
April 2nd, 2008 at 3:32 am
This is so so true
“One of the things it talks about is that once experts get to a certain point, they’re actually unable to communicate to people just getting started in whatever it is.
They call it the “curse of knowledge”. Many people that are already successful don’t understand why a ‘newbie’ can’t *get* what he’s teaching.”
That is where we as newbies cant work things out because of those experts and their “curse”
Thanks and I will hunt down the Made To Stick book and have a read.
One other thing is, where are these other product of yours you mentioned.
And thanks
April 2nd, 2008 at 9:03 am
very nice