Sal Whacks a Gas Station

Many of you have already seen the customized version of this I’m sure.

I’m working on an easy way to put our custom vids up onĀ  blogs.

In the meantime, I figured you could enjoy the Gas Station scene.

This is all a part of the recent “Recession Rescue System” launch.

Fuggedaboutit!,

Harris Fellman (and Sal, of course)

PS I can’t believe *NOONE* has mentioned the CELL PHONE & POPCORN reference. Ah well.

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Is It Just BullSh*t?

 

You know,

I hear a lot of ‘economic forecasters’ and other professional lipservice idiots on television saying that the whole idea that we’re in a recession is a bunch of baloney, hooey and hype.

Alot of people I talk to tend to agree with them — in fact, from where I get to sit, I’m inclined to agree as well…

It really does seem that all this recession talk is a bunch of bull-sh*t.

I mean - you lose your job, go get another one right?

You lose your house, get into a rental, right?

Gas Prices to high? Buy a Hybrid…

{schrreeeeeechhhhh…..}

Hang on a second here!

I’ve got a 3 year lease on my SUV people. And finding another job isn’t really the answer. And a whole lot of emotional luggage gets handed to you if you have to go through a foreclosure, man.

Listen, I don’t want ANY OF THAT to happen to you.

But here’s what I think…I think alot of people on my list think,

"Oh, I’m on all those great internet marketers lists … I’ll be fine."

WRONG!

Just being on our lists isn’t enough.You have to take action on the information when you get it. Period.

Forget about Sal for a second here - that’s just distraction-marketing (you’ll see more of him later). But I’ve personally gotten together with two other POWERHOUSE MARKETERS.

Shawn Casey and Tellman Knudson.

We have created a system that will allow you to weather these current economic forcesas well as any future ones that may come.

We’ve priced it DIRT CHEAP *because* of the current state of things (or at least what the media seems to think it is anyway).

We’re raising the price next week. But, listen - I don’t want you to order this system and let it sit on your computer.

We’ve created 7 Day Quick Start Guide. So, get the system, put it in action for 7 days, and if you want your money back - ask for it and you’ll get every penny back.

Look, I get it — the ‘recession’ is bullsh*t, okay? But ya know what else is bullsh*t? Thinking that you’re going to accomplish your personal financial goals without taking ACTION on great information.

Get the system.Take Action for 7 Days. Improve Your Situation.

Screw the Recession.

–> Go Here NOW

And even through all that…

Keep Having Fun,

Harris Fellman

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Da Big Job: WHACK THE RECESSION

Ay!

Not for nothin’ Sal’s Greatest Job ever is underway NOW and you can get in on da action here:  http://harrisfellman.com/whack

Everyone’s gonna be talkin’ about dis one. If youse or anyone youse know is havin’ troubles wit dis here economy…ya gonna wanna check it out sooner dan later CAPICHE? Don’t make me come over dere. I’ll be in touch soon wit info about my upcoming Blockbuster video….fugghetaboutit!

"Uncle" Sal

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Attention Peoples…

Sal

 AYYYYYY Pisanos!!

Here’s da ting. I’m TAKIN OVER dis here blog see, for da next coupla days for sure. You may have gotten wind of a job da crew and me are gonna be pullin’ come dis Thursday, August 14th. Peoples are gonna be talkin’ about dis one for years to come my goombah’s.

It’s gonna be bigger dan anyting ever in da History of Internet Marketing, you hear what I’m sayin? So be on da lookout for a fantastic video dat da crew has almost done…and be prepared for some serious shockwaves come Thursday…keep your ears to da track and pay attentions ehh??

FUGGHETABOUTIT!

Sal

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Hot Girls Make Great Clothes

I stumbled across this while putzing around on YouTube a few minutes ago…

Hot Ecko Girl MadisonHot Ecko Girl LexisHot Ecko Girl Crystal

It’s a hot site and marketing campaign for Ecko Manufacturing that pretends that girls like the young ladies above are working at their manufacturing plant … making your jeans … puttin the screen prints on the shirts … packing boxes into the trucks — and they have so much darn FUN doing it.

 I think they do a great job of hitting their demographic (young men & big boys) and might even pull in some old farts like me. Either way - go to the site - http://eckomfg.com/ - and see what lengths they go to. Each girl has a myspace page, youtube profile, and facebook, too - -you can vote on which girl you think is the hottest - etc etc. But to me, the coolest part is how they pull you in to what would normally be a boring ‘manufacturing process’ and make it fun and sexy.

 Good job, Ecko - I predict this one will go viral (and if it doesn’t - hey, so what - it’s nice to look at!)

Harris Fellman
The Weekly Buzz

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